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Victoria Whiteout

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything. - William Shakespeare

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A heresy can spring only from a system that is in full vigor. - Eric Hoffer

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows. - Unknown

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Children in a family are like flowers in a bouquet: there's always one determined to face in an opposite direction from the way the arranger desires. - Marcelene Cox

Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true. - Alfred Tennyson

The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself. - Ernest Hemingway

The ancient feud between cat and dog is not forgotten in the north, for the Lynx is the deadly foe of the Fox and habitually kills it when there is soft snow and scarcity of easier prey. - Ernest T. Seton

O long life to the man who invented potheen -
Sure the Pope ought to make him a martyr -
If myself was this moment Victoria, the Queen,
I'd drink nothing but whiskey and wather. - Michael Moran

Forests, lakes, and rivers, clouds and winds, stars and flowers, stupendous glaciers and crystal snowflakes - every form of animate or inanimate existence, leaves its impress upon the soul of man. - Orison Swett Marden

Art is unquestionably one of the purest and highest elements in human happiness. It trains the mind through the eye, and the eye through the mind. As the sun colors flowers, so does art color life. - John Lubbock

There is nothing more to be said or to be done tonight, so hand me over my violin and let us try to forget for half an hour the miserable weather and the still more miserable ways of our fellowmen. - Arthur Conan Doyle


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