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Venice Mosque

Even in canals, Muslims must pray facing Mecca

Venice Mosque thanks to Jim Serritella

Because there are no mosques in Venice, the Italian government has allowed Muslims to pray in the streets. So far 543 have drowned.

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Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

Amen: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who becomes a Muslim does so in his own interest. - Abu Bakr

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

The greatest tragedy in life is the prayers that go unanswered simply because they go unasked. - Mark Batterson

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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