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Venice Mosque

Even in canals, Muslims must pray facing Mecca

Venice Mosque thanks to Jim Serritella

Because there are no mosques in Venice, the Italian government has allowed Muslims to pray in the streets. So far 543 have drowned.

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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The posthumous revenge of the Merchant of Venice. - Elbert Hubbard

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien


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