#1 humor site on the 'net

Venice Mosque

Even in canals, Muslims must pray facing Mecca

Venice Mosque thanks to Jim Serritella

Because there are no mosques in Venice, the Italian government has allowed Muslims to pray in the streets. So far 543 have drowned.

QuotaBills
Go where your best prayers take you. - Frederick Buechner

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

Even our hardest prayers are easy for the Omnipotent One to answer because there is no degree of difficulty. - Mark Batterson

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


Redneck Engagement Ring

Forever Clean Toilet

Edible Clock

Up-Set & Hungry Trucks

Bear Pinata

Swim Vacation

What Are Your Skills?

Portable Barber Shop

Snail Trail

Anger Release Machine

Pun-e Signs

Wake Me At Noon

Pringle Art

Lodge Welcome

Holstein or Holestein?

Dead Poirot

Restroom Fragrance

Word Puzzle Clock

Scenic Western Pennsylvania

Free Nobel Peace Prize

Teach Our Children Well

Stair Substitute

Solar System Watch

Puppy Love