Vegetarian Viking

Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com