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Vegetarian Viking

Go Norse, young man

Vegetarian Viking thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Norse mythology is the body of mythology of the North Germanic people stemming from Norse paganism and continuing after the Christianization of Scandinavia and into the Scandinavian folklore of the modern period.

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Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

The beef is so undercooked it's starting to eat the salad. - Gordon Ramsay

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

There's a new Norwegian insurance policy. It's called "My Fault Insurance." - Henny Youngman

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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