Vegan Cell Phone

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock