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Vegan Cell Phone

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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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