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Pope Saint Leo IV (790 – 17 July 855) was Pope from 10 April 847 to his death in 855. He is remembered for repairing Roman churches that had been damaged during Arab raids on Rome, and for organizing a league of Italian cities who fought the sea Battle of Ostia against the Saracens.
Pope Francis, answering a journalist's question about Donald Trump (Feb 2016), replied, "A person who thinks only of building walls anywhere - rather than building bridges - is not a Christian." He referred to Donald Trump's endorsement of the scheme to build a wall on the southern border of the U.S. with an eye to halting the arrival of undocumented workers from Mexico.

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Land of the Dead - Donald Trump

Look at that face! - Donald Trump

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

Bradley was a terrible senator. - Donald Trump

That's what I call living large. - Donald Trump

... in a period of not too many years. - Donald Trump

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Heidi Klum. Sadly, she's no longer a 10. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

You have to think anyway, so why not think big? - Donald Trump

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

The 1990's sure aren't like the 1980's. - Donald Trump

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

Well, real estate is always good, as far as I'm concerned. - Donald Trump

Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

I have great respect for the Pope. I like the Pope. I actually like him. - Donald Trump

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

There have been 11 copies of The Apprentice and every one of them has failed. - Donald Trump

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Somebody said I am the most popular person in Arizona because I am speaking the truth. - Donald Trump

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

... raise substantial doubt about the company's ability to continue as a going concern. - Donald Trump

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish. - Donald Trump

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation. - Donald Trump

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

I'm owned by the people. I mean, I'm telling you, I'm no angel, but I'm gonna do right by them. - Donald Trump

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

On the way out, she said, "I think you're supposed to wear white." And I said, "It's too late now." - Donald Trump

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

We are in a problem, and the problem is we are in a terrible sector... Las Vegas is overbuilt and doing badly, and we get pulled down by that. - Donald Trump

I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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