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Pope Saint Leo IV (790 – 17 July 855) was Pope from 10 April 847 to his death in 855. He is remembered for repairing Roman churches that had been damaged during Arab raids on Rome, and for organizing a league of Italian cities who fought the sea Battle of Ostia against the Saracens.
Pope Francis, answering a journalist's question about Donald Trump (Feb 2016), replied, "A person who thinks only of building walls anywhere - rather than building bridges - is not a Christian." He referred to Donald Trump's endorsement of the scheme to build a wall on the southern border of the U.S. with an eye to halting the arrival of undocumented workers from Mexico.

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

If I decide to run. - Donald Trump

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

I don't like the crying. - Donald Trump

But Martha has a record of lying. - Donald Trump

It might be a little bit disorganized. - Donald Trump

... in a period of not too many years. - Donald Trump

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

I always said he was very, very underrated. - Donald Trump

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

I'm very strongly against tax increases. - Donald Trump

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Obama does not like the issue of where he was born. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make. - Donald Trump

I wish she would be able to take responsibility for her failure. - Donald Trump

Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken. - Donald Trump

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Make sure that this embargo stays in effect and drives Castro into oblivion. - Donald Trump

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

If people can just pour into the country illegally, you don't have a country. - Donald Trump

I think there was confusion between Martha's "Apprentice" and mine. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

Somebody said I am the most popular person in Arizona because I am speaking the truth. - Donald Trump

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

... raise substantial doubt about the company's ability to continue as a going concern. - Donald Trump

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

I'm not going to run for governor because I'm having too much fun doing what I'm doing now. - Donald Trump

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

On the way out, she said, "I think you're supposed to wear white." And I said, "It's too late now." - Donald Trump

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

We are in a problem, and the problem is we are in a terrible sector... Las Vegas is overbuilt and doing badly, and we get pulled down by that. - Donald Trump

I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump


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