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Vatican Wall thanks to Jim Serritella

What's good for the goose is good for the gander

Pope Saint Leo IV (790 – 17 July 855) was Pope from 10 April 847 to his death in 855. He is remembered for repairing Roman churches that had been damaged during Arab raids on Rome, and for organizing a league of Italian cities who fought the sea Battle of Ostia against the Saracens.
Pope Francis, answering a journalist's question about Donald Trump (Feb 2016), replied, "A person who thinks only of building walls anywhere - rather than building bridges - is not a Christian." He referred to Donald Trump's endorsement of the scheme to build a wall on the southern border of the U.S. with an eye to halting the arrival of undocumented workers from Mexico.

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Land of the Dead - Donald Trump

Throw it all away. - Donald Trump

If I decide to run. - Donald Trump

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

It might be a little bit disorganized. - Donald Trump

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

The 1990's sure aren't like the 1980's. - Donald Trump

I feel a lot of people listen to what I have to say. - Donald Trump

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

I will build you... one of the great ballrooms of the world. - Donald Trump

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

I wish she would be able to take responsibility for her failure. - Donald Trump

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

There have been 11 copies of The Apprentice and every one of them has failed. - Donald Trump

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

I have had lobbyists, and I have had some very good ones. They could do anything. - Donald Trump

I think there was confusion between Martha's "Apprentice" and mine. - Donald Trump

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. - Donald Trump

In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish. - Donald Trump

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

I'm owned by the people. I mean, I'm telling you, I'm no angel, but I'm gonna do right by them. - Donald Trump

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

I'm the No. 1 developer in New York, I'm the biggest in Atlantic City, and maybe we'll keep it that way. - Donald Trump

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


Ultimate Border Control Protection

Note Flasher

Lineup For Dinner

Do Nothing Day

Horn Blower

Breathe in the Ocean

Skywalking

Low Ceiling Workout

Maxi Boot Sorbet

OCD Highschool

Kona Lisa

Fire Distinguisher

An Apple A Day

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Redneck Book Holder

Cold Canada Winter

Snow Reservations

Must Catch Pokemon

Flat-Earthers

Boy Scout Scooter

COLD Fairbanks

Diet Hard

The Bicycle Tree of Vashon Island

Commemorative Pistol