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Vatican Wall thanks to Jim Serritella

What's good for the goose is good for the gander

Pope Saint Leo IV (790 – 17 July 855) was Pope from 10 April 847 to his death in 855. He is remembered for repairing Roman churches that had been damaged during Arab raids on Rome, and for organizing a league of Italian cities who fought the sea Battle of Ostia against the Saracens.
Pope Francis, answering a journalist's question about Donald Trump (Feb 2016), replied, "A person who thinks only of building walls anywhere - rather than building bridges - is not a Christian." He referred to Donald Trump's endorsement of the scheme to build a wall on the southern border of the U.S. with an eye to halting the arrival of undocumented workers from Mexico.

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

We need a great president. - Donald Trump

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

I don't like the crying. - Donald Trump

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

They know a lot about location. - Donald Trump

But Martha has a record of lying. - Donald Trump

That's what I call living large. - Donald Trump

It might be a little bit disorganized. - Donald Trump

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

I'm very strongly against tax increases. - Donald Trump

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

The first thing the secretary types is the boss. - Donald Trump

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

The 1990's sure aren't like the 1980's. - Donald Trump

Obama does not like the issue of where he was born. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

Make sure that this embargo stays in effect and drives Castro into oblivion. - Donald Trump

He should be on the show. I think he'd do very well if he were on the show. - Donald Trump

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

I have had lobbyists, and I have had some very good ones. They could do anything. - Donald Trump

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Somebody said I am the most popular person in Arizona because I am speaking the truth. - Donald Trump

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

She is very proud to have won, and now she is in a very tough position. She is extremely brave. - Donald Trump

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

I'm not going to run for governor because I'm having too much fun doing what I'm doing now. - Donald Trump

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

I'm owned by the people. I mean, I'm telling you, I'm no angel, but I'm gonna do right by them. - Donald Trump

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump

I'm the No. 1 developer in New York, I'm the biggest in Atlantic City, and maybe we'll keep it that way. - Donald Trump

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

We are in a problem, and the problem is we are in a terrible sector... Las Vegas is overbuilt and doing badly, and we get pulled down by that. - Donald Trump


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