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Valentine Reach

Evan reaches out with a Valentine sucker punch

Valentine Reach thanks to Lowana Heraldo

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Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

I claim there ain't another Saint as great as Valentine. - Ogden Nash

Valentine hearts beat more passionately than everyday hearts. - Unknown

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. - Milton Berle

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Whenever you see a successful person, you only see the public glories, never the private sacrifices to reach them. - Vaibhav Shah

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

If you want to reach a goal, you must 'see the reaching' in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal. - Zig Ziglar

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami

Be getting your customers to agree with you in small steps along the way, you have a better chance of reaching agreement when it's time to do business. - Harvey Mackay

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself. - Milton Berle

Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world. - Harriet Tubman

Fantasy, if it's really convincing, can't become dated, for the simple reason that it represents a flight into a dimension that lies beyond the reach of time. - Walt Disney

We confidently say that it's not worth trying to reach any conclusions merely because we decide to stop halfway along the path that would lead us straight to them. - Jose Saramago

Non-Muslims in Saudi Arabia can only celebrate Valentine's Day behind closed doors. Apparently, this has led to a huge black market for flowers and wrapping paper. - John Niven

Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even. - Muhammad Ali

The great blessings of mankind are within us and within our reach; but we shut our eyes, and like people in the dark, we fall foul upon the very thing we search for, without finding it. - Seneca

Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no. - Cesar Romero

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. - Unknown

Science is global. Einstein's equation, E=mc2, has to reach everywhere. Science is a beautiful gift to humanity, we should not distort it. Science does not differentiate between multiple races. - A.P.J. Abdul Kalam

The irony of the human condition is that we are so focused on reaching some point in our journey, some happiness, or some goal, that we seem to forget that the journey itself is where life happens. - Unknown


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