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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise! - Homer

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

A ruler should be slow to punish and swift to reward. - Ovid

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

A slow miracle is no easier to perform than an instant one. - C S Lewis

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

The Volkswagen Group has proved that it can remain firmly on track even when the terrain is slippery. - Martin Winterkorn

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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