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Go slow to go fast. - Unknown

Start slow and taper off. - Walt Stack

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

Tabloids: Fast reading for the slow-thinking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast. - William Shakespeare

Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much. - John Wayne

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

A slow miracle is no easier to perform than an instant one. - C S Lewis

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Anoint: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

In a marathon, if you run too fast, you get exhausted. If you run too slow, you never make it. - Uday Kotak

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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