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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast. - William Shakespeare

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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