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Go slow to go fast. - Unknown

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

In a marathon, if you run too fast, you get exhausted. If you run too slow, you never make it. - Uday Kotak

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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