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Urban Turban

Sikh and you will find it - in India

Urban Turban thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

One of the things that I have admired about India is the spiritualism of the people. - Stephen Covey

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

My turban is...
A figure of majesty
A promise of integrity
A crown of dignity
The force of equality
A way to stand out
A symbol of my faith
A gift from my guru. - Unknown

My parents told me, "Finish your dinner. People in China and India are starving." I tell my daughters, "Finish your homework. People in India and China are starving for your job." - Thomas Friedman


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