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Ups And Downs Of Life

What happens if you don't go through trials and tribulations

Ups And Downs Of Life thanks to Howard Chapman

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Life is a long lesson in humility. - Sir James M. Barrie

Sympathy is the charm of human life. - Grace Aguilar

An unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates

Without duty, life is soft and boneless. - Joseph Joubert

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Matthew 6:21

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

In order to please others, we lose our hold on our life's purpose. - Epictetus

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Life is not over because you have diabetes. Make the most of what you have, be grateful. - Dale Evans

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. - Geoffrey Fisher

Even though we did not author creation, we wish to author morality and take the reins of life. - Ravi Zacharias

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels

Man has made many machines, complex and cunning, but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart? - Pablo Casals

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze,
And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees. - Ogden Nash

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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