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Ups And Downs Of Life

What happens if you don't go through trials and tribulations

Ups And Downs Of Life thanks to Howard Chapman

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I want to make a poem of my life. - Yukio Mishima

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

You can get all A's and still flunk life. - Walker Percy

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable. - Mary Oliver

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

I'd rather give my life than be afraid to give it. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments. - Rose Kennedy

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

The best way to navigate through life is to give up all of our controls. - Gerald Jampolsky

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I had realized it sooner. - Colette

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed. - Sid Caesar

Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. - Carl Jung

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

The meaning of life consists in the fact that it makes no sense to say that life has no meaning. - Niels Bohr

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but in the failure to use the one talent. - Edgar Work

It is life's principle and you have to accept it as it comes; nothing happens when nothing is done. - Israelmore Ayivor

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action. - Anthony Robbins

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. - Al Franken

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus


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