Understanding Women - Pocket Edition

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel