Understanding Women - Pocket Edition

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx