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Understanding Women - Pocket Edition

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Understanding Women - Pocket Edition thanks to Keith Blake

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I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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