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Understanding Women - Pocket Edition

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Understanding Women - Pocket Edition thanks to Keith Blake

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So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Birthquake: A woman's contractions during labor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Anesthetic: The painkiller that crazy women refuse during labour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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