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Understanding Women - Pocket Edition

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Understanding Women - Pocket Edition thanks to Keith Blake

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So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield


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