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Ugly Chicklings
Good thing that ugly is only skin deep
“The Ugly Duckling” - Hans Christian Andersen
A little duckling was very sad because he thought he was the ugliest amongst all his brothers and sisters. They would not play with him and teased the poor ugly duckling. One day, he saw his reflection in the water and cried, “Nobody likes me. I am so ugly.” He decided to leave home and went far away into the woods.
Deep in the forest, he saw a cottage in which there lived an old woman, her hen, and her cat. The duckling stayed with them for some time but he was unhappy there and soon left. When winter set in the poor duckling almost froze to death. A peasant took him home to his wife and children. The poor duckling was terrified of the children and escaped. The ugly duckling spent the winter in a marshy pond.
Finally, spring arrived. One day, the duckling saw a beautiful swan swimming in the pond and fell in love with her. But then he remembered how everyone made fun of him and he bent his head down in shame. When he saw his own reflection in the water he was astonished. He was not an ugly duckling anymore, but a handsome young swan! Now, he knew why he had looked so different from his brothers and sisters. “They were ducklings but I was a baby swan!” he said to himself.
He married the beautiful swan and lived happily ever after.
A little duckling was very sad because he thought he was the ugliest amongst all his brothers and sisters. They would not play with him and teased the poor ugly duckling. One day, he saw his reflection in the water and cried, “Nobody likes me. I am so ugly.” He decided to leave home and went far away into the woods.
Deep in the forest, he saw a cottage in which there lived an old woman, her hen, and her cat. The duckling stayed with them for some time but he was unhappy there and soon left. When winter set in the poor duckling almost froze to death. A peasant took him home to his wife and children. The poor duckling was terrified of the children and escaped. The ugly duckling spent the winter in a marshy pond.
Finally, spring arrived. One day, the duckling saw a beautiful swan swimming in the pond and fell in love with her. But then he remembered how everyone made fun of him and he bent his head down in shame. When he saw his own reflection in the water he was astonished. He was not an ugly duckling anymore, but a handsome young swan! Now, he knew why he had looked so different from his brothers and sisters. “They were ducklings but I was a baby swan!” he said to himself.
He married the beautiful swan and lived happily ever after.
All our geese are swans. - Robert Burton
A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb
The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb
Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb
I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet
Nothing is ugly as long as it is alive. - Coco Chanel
Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake
The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown
I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel
Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers
I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield
Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb
Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams
The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright
I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
No living thing is ugly in this world. Even a tarantula considers itself beautiful. - Munia Khan
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake
Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer
What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha
We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright
Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck
The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin
A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb
The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb
Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb
I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet
Nothing is ugly as long as it is alive. - Coco Chanel
Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake
The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown
I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel
Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers
I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield
Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb
Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams
The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright
I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
No living thing is ugly in this world. Even a tarantula considers itself beautiful. - Munia Khan
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake
Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer
What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha
We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright
Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck
The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin
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