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Ugly Chicklings
Good thing that ugly is only skin deep
“The Ugly Duckling” - Hans Christian Andersen
A little duckling was very sad because he thought he was the ugliest amongst all his brothers and sisters. They would not play with him and teased the poor ugly duckling. One day, he saw his reflection in the water and cried, “Nobody likes me. I am so ugly.” He decided to leave home and went far away into the woods.
Deep in the forest, he saw a cottage in which there lived an old woman, her hen, and her cat. The duckling stayed with them for some time but he was unhappy there and soon left. When winter set in the poor duckling almost froze to death. A peasant took him home to his wife and children. The poor duckling was terrified of the children and escaped. The ugly duckling spent the winter in a marshy pond.
Finally, spring arrived. One day, the duckling saw a beautiful swan swimming in the pond and fell in love with her. But then he remembered how everyone made fun of him and he bent his head down in shame. When he saw his own reflection in the water he was astonished. He was not an ugly duckling anymore, but a handsome young swan! Now, he knew why he had looked so different from his brothers and sisters. “They were ducklings but I was a baby swan!” he said to himself.
He married the beautiful swan and lived happily ever after.
A little duckling was very sad because he thought he was the ugliest amongst all his brothers and sisters. They would not play with him and teased the poor ugly duckling. One day, he saw his reflection in the water and cried, “Nobody likes me. I am so ugly.” He decided to leave home and went far away into the woods.
Deep in the forest, he saw a cottage in which there lived an old woman, her hen, and her cat. The duckling stayed with them for some time but he was unhappy there and soon left. When winter set in the poor duckling almost froze to death. A peasant took him home to his wife and children. The poor duckling was terrified of the children and escaped. The ugly duckling spent the winter in a marshy pond.
Finally, spring arrived. One day, the duckling saw a beautiful swan swimming in the pond and fell in love with her. But then he remembered how everyone made fun of him and he bent his head down in shame. When he saw his own reflection in the water he was astonished. He was not an ugly duckling anymore, but a handsome young swan! Now, he knew why he had looked so different from his brothers and sisters. “They were ducklings but I was a baby swan!” he said to himself.
He married the beautiful swan and lived happily ever after.
All our geese are swans. - Robert Burton
A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb
Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb
Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb
The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas
The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown
A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb
Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake
Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali
The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown
The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam
The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano
I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield
A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry
Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller
A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha
I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd
We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. - Rodney Dangerfield
The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne
A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy
If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan
Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin
A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb
Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb
Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb
The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas
The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown
A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb
Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake
Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali
The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown
The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam
The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano
I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield
A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry
Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller
A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha
I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd
We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. - Rodney Dangerfield
The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne
A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy
If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan
Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin
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