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Ugly Chicklings
Good thing that ugly is only skin deep
“The Ugly Duckling” - Hans Christian Andersen
A little duckling was very sad because he thought he was the ugliest amongst all his brothers and sisters. They would not play with him and teased the poor ugly duckling. One day, he saw his reflection in the water and cried, “Nobody likes me. I am so ugly.” He decided to leave home and went far away into the woods.
Deep in the forest, he saw a cottage in which there lived an old woman, her hen, and her cat. The duckling stayed with them for some time but he was unhappy there and soon left. When winter set in the poor duckling almost froze to death. A peasant took him home to his wife and children. The poor duckling was terrified of the children and escaped. The ugly duckling spent the winter in a marshy pond.
Finally, spring arrived. One day, the duckling saw a beautiful swan swimming in the pond and fell in love with her. But then he remembered how everyone made fun of him and he bent his head down in shame. When he saw his own reflection in the water he was astonished. He was not an ugly duckling anymore, but a handsome young swan! Now, he knew why he had looked so different from his brothers and sisters. “They were ducklings but I was a baby swan!” he said to himself.
He married the beautiful swan and lived happily ever after.
A little duckling was very sad because he thought he was the ugliest amongst all his brothers and sisters. They would not play with him and teased the poor ugly duckling. One day, he saw his reflection in the water and cried, “Nobody likes me. I am so ugly.” He decided to leave home and went far away into the woods.
Deep in the forest, he saw a cottage in which there lived an old woman, her hen, and her cat. The duckling stayed with them for some time but he was unhappy there and soon left. When winter set in the poor duckling almost froze to death. A peasant took him home to his wife and children. The poor duckling was terrified of the children and escaped. The ugly duckling spent the winter in a marshy pond.
Finally, spring arrived. One day, the duckling saw a beautiful swan swimming in the pond and fell in love with her. But then he remembered how everyone made fun of him and he bent his head down in shame. When he saw his own reflection in the water he was astonished. He was not an ugly duckling anymore, but a handsome young swan! Now, he knew why he had looked so different from his brothers and sisters. “They were ducklings but I was a baby swan!” he said to himself.
He married the beautiful swan and lived happily ever after.
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The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown
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I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield
Impeccable: 1. Having immunity to woodpeckers; 2. Hidden from birds. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh
Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore
With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck
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One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie
The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy
There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd
Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton
Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo
Nobody's sweetheart is ugly. - Dutch Proverb
An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh
Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When turkeys mate they think of swans. - Johnny Carson
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein
Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown
Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic
The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown
Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx
I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield
Impeccable: 1. Having immunity to woodpeckers; 2. Hidden from birds. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh
Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore
With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck
Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie
The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy
There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd
Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton
Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo
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