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Ugly Chicklings
Good thing that ugly is only skin deep
“The Ugly Duckling” - Hans Christian Andersen
A little duckling was very sad because he thought he was the ugliest amongst all his brothers and sisters. They would not play with him and teased the poor ugly duckling. One day, he saw his reflection in the water and cried, “Nobody likes me. I am so ugly.” He decided to leave home and went far away into the woods.
Deep in the forest, he saw a cottage in which there lived an old woman, her hen, and her cat. The duckling stayed with them for some time but he was unhappy there and soon left. When winter set in the poor duckling almost froze to death. A peasant took him home to his wife and children. The poor duckling was terrified of the children and escaped. The ugly duckling spent the winter in a marshy pond.
Finally, spring arrived. One day, the duckling saw a beautiful swan swimming in the pond and fell in love with her. But then he remembered how everyone made fun of him and he bent his head down in shame. When he saw his own reflection in the water he was astonished. He was not an ugly duckling anymore, but a handsome young swan! Now, he knew why he had looked so different from his brothers and sisters. “They were ducklings but I was a baby swan!” he said to himself.
He married the beautiful swan and lived happily ever after.
A little duckling was very sad because he thought he was the ugliest amongst all his brothers and sisters. They would not play with him and teased the poor ugly duckling. One day, he saw his reflection in the water and cried, “Nobody likes me. I am so ugly.” He decided to leave home and went far away into the woods.
Deep in the forest, he saw a cottage in which there lived an old woman, her hen, and her cat. The duckling stayed with them for some time but he was unhappy there and soon left. When winter set in the poor duckling almost froze to death. A peasant took him home to his wife and children. The poor duckling was terrified of the children and escaped. The ugly duckling spent the winter in a marshy pond.
Finally, spring arrived. One day, the duckling saw a beautiful swan swimming in the pond and fell in love with her. But then he remembered how everyone made fun of him and he bent his head down in shame. When he saw his own reflection in the water he was astonished. He was not an ugly duckling anymore, but a handsome young swan! Now, he knew why he had looked so different from his brothers and sisters. “They were ducklings but I was a baby swan!” he said to himself.
He married the beautiful swan and lived happily ever after.
A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb
I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet
When turkeys mate they think of swans. - Johnny Carson
Nothing is ugly as long as it is alive. - Coco Chanel
The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy
The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb
Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky
Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake
To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin
Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali
Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant
Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx
The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam
I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd
may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
No living thing is ugly in this world. Even a tarantula considers itself beautiful. - Munia Khan
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield
It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde
Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer
What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. - Rodney Dangerfield
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin
I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield
Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo
I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet
When turkeys mate they think of swans. - Johnny Carson
Nothing is ugly as long as it is alive. - Coco Chanel
The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy
The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb
Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky
Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake
To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin
Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali
Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant
Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx
The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam
I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd
may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
No living thing is ugly in this world. Even a tarantula considers itself beautiful. - Munia Khan
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield
It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde
Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer
What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. - Rodney Dangerfield
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin
I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield
Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo
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