QuotaBillsUnflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nobody's sweetheart is ugly. - Dutch Proverb
An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh
Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When turkeys mate they think of swans. - Johnny Carson
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein
Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown
Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic
The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown
Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx
I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield
Impeccable: 1. Having immunity to woodpeckers; 2. Hidden from birds. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh
Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore
With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck
Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie
The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy
There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd
Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton
Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo