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UFO Caught On Tape

Finally - proof of aliens on earth

UFO Caught On Tape thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The early worm gets caught. - John Igo

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

She stood in tears amid the alien corn. - John Keats

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

It's a catch he would have caught 99 times out of 1,000. - Henry Blofeld

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Every once in a while some feller without a single bad habit gets caught. - Kin Hubbard

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. - Unknown

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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