UFO Caught On Tape

The early worm gets caught. - John Igo

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. - Boris Johnson

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown