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UFO Caught On Tape

Finally - proof of aliens on earth

UFO Caught On Tape thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The early worm gets caught. - John Igo

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

It's a catch he would have caught 99 times out of 1,000. - Henry Blofeld

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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