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Turkish Architecture

Finding a way around the building code in Turkey

Turkish Architecture thanks to Keith Blake

Turkey... how appropriate around Thanksgiving...

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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Stuff: What people do on Thanksgiving: First to the turkey, and then to themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

Let us not say, "Every man is the architect of his own fortune"; but let us say, "Every man is the architect of his own character". - George Dana Boardman

Switzerland is a small, steep country, much more up and down than sideways, and is all stuck over with large brown hotels built on the cuckoo clock style of architecture. - Ernest Hemingway

Accepting and celebrating the thread of your own personality is the first grasp of the Grand Weaver's design in your life. You are not a number. He knows you by name. - Ravi Zacharias

Poetry is not only dream and vision; it is the skeleton architecture of our lives. It lays the foundations for a future of change, a bridge across our fears of what has never been before. - Audre Lorde

Architecture is life, or at least it is life taking form, and therefore it is the truest record of life as it was lived in the world yesterday, as it is lived today or ever will be lived. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Hackathons are these things where just all of the Facebook engineers get together and stay up all night building things. And, I mean, usually at these hackathons, I code too, just alongside everyone. - Mark Zuckerberg


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