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Turkish Architecture

Finding a way around the building code in Turkey

Turkish Architecture thanks to Keith Blake

Turkey... how appropriate around Thanksgiving...

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Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

Let us not say, "Every man is the architect of his own fortune"; but let us say, "Every man is the architect of his own character". - George Dana Boardman

Switzerland is a small, steep country, much more up and down than sideways, and is all stuck over with large brown hotels built on the cuckoo clock style of architecture. - Ernest Hemingway

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference. - Richard Dawkins

Poetry is not only dream and vision; it is the skeleton architecture of our lives. It lays the foundations for a future of change, a bridge across our fears of what has never been before. - Audre Lorde

Hackathons are these things where just all of the Facebook engineers get together and stay up all night building things. And, I mean, usually at these hackathons, I code too, just alongside everyone. - Mark Zuckerberg


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