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Tube Travel

In previous times he was referred to as Radio Head

Tube Travel thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Travel on the London Tube is getting weirder every day

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I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. - G K Chesterton

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

There is no such thing as a weird human being. It's just that some people require more understanding than others. - Tom Robbins

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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