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In previous times he was referred to as Radio Head

Tube Travel thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Travel on the London Tube is getting weirder every day

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I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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