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Tube Travel

In previous times he was referred to as Radio Head

Tube Travel thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Travel on the London Tube is getting weirder every day

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I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Even crushed against his brother in the Tube, the average Englishman pretends desperately that he is alone. - Germaine Greer

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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