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Tube Travel

In previous times he was referred to as Radio Head

Tube Travel thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Travel on the London Tube is getting weirder every day

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Weird is a side-effect of awesome. - Unknown

I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Even crushed against his brother in the Tube, the average Englishman pretends desperately that he is alone. - Germaine Greer

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

There is no such thing as a weird human being. It's just that some people require more understanding than others. - Tom Robbins

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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