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Trampoline Apartment

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Trampoline Apartment thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious. - Steven Wright

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins


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