10 - You know all the angles

9 - Life always adds up

8 - You know all the pi jokes

7 - Irrational is not so bad

6 - Infinity and beyond... been there, done that

5 - It’s OK to be obtuse

4 - You always knew your raise would be an imaginary number

3 - You can do the math

2 - You believe in a Higher Power

1 - You’ve got the best pickup line: “What’s your sine?”

9 - Life always adds up

8 - You know all the pi jokes

7 - Irrational is not so bad

6 - Infinity and beyond... been there, done that

5 - It’s OK to be obtuse

4 - You always knew your raise would be an imaginary number

3 - You can do the math

2 - You believe in a Higher Power

1 - You’ve got the best pickup line: “What’s your sine?”

The X-Files: The mystery of algebra - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once. - Unknown

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya

Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards. - Bill McBride

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once. - Unknown

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya

Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards. - Bill McBride

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen