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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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