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Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying. - W Clement Stone

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day. - Jim Rohn

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Gardening: 1. A matter of enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it; 2. Man's effort to improve his lot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

He who tells a lie, is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. - Alexander Pope

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles that one has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

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