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Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Our best successes often come after our greatest disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

Success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it. - Paul Harvey

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

The superior man makes the difficulty to be overcome his first interest; success only comes later. - Confucius

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

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