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Tool Rules thanks to Howard Chapman

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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Rules and regulations and priororities. - Archie Bunker

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Many people set rules to keep from making decisions. - Mike Krzyzewski

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

Temptations come, as a general rule, when they are sought. - Margaret Oliphant

Rule number one: if it's not good, don't share it. - Christin Kardos

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool. - Stephen King

Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. - Madame Dudevant

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

It is absurd that a man should rule others, who cannot rule himself. - Latin Proverb

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

It has been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. - Mark Twain

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

We can let circumstances rule us, or we can take charge and rule our lives from within. - Earl Nightingale

I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right – shame on you. - Louis Armstrong

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

A conservative is a man who wants the rules changed so no one can make a pile the way he did. - Gregory Nunn

I have made it a rule never to be with a person ten minutes without trying to make him happier. - Unknown

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

It has been said that figures rule the world. Maybe. But I am sure that figures tell us whether it is being ruled well or badly. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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