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Tool Rules thanks to Howard Chapman

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Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Tweezers: A tool for removing wood splinters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Many people set rules to keep from making decisions. - Mike Krzyzewski

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I never had a set of rules. Every situation is different. - Red Auerbach

Temptations come, as a general rule, when they are sought. - Margaret Oliphant

Rule number one: if it's not good, don't share it. - Christin Kardos

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience. - Atticus Finch

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right – shame on you. - Louis Armstrong

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. - Rene Descartes

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

A conservative is a man who wants the rules changed so no one can make a pile the way he did. - Gregory Nunn

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Hire people that you can trust, pick a tool that you trust, and just keep everybody on the same page. Then back off. - Len Markidan

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

We have a rule that if you check in code, you have to maintain it. So I mostly code on the side. I don't check in code anymore. - Mark Zuckerberg

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde


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