Tired Tire
Wrenching story of a coming repair job
QuotaBillsI'm tire of getting made fun of. - Geraldo Rivera
Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti
A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker
Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens
You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki
If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr
I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker
It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin