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Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

Ambition lubricates the mind. - Unknown

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Being with you and not being with you is the only way I have to measure time. - Jorge Luis Borges

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over. - Gore Vidal

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

If you can meet success and failure and treat them both as impostors, then you are a balanced man, my son. - Rudyard Kipling

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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