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Time Is Free

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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

It takes a long time to grow young. - Pablo Picasso

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

I don't know what can be so dangerous about giving people hope. - Joel Osteen

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Do something you really like, and hopefully it pays the rent. That's success. - Tom Petty

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

Leap year gives me extra time to reflect on how unproductive I am with extra time. - Homer Simpson

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it. - Paul Harvey

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

When you run the marathon, you run against the distance, not against the other runners and not against the time. - Haile Gebrelassie

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob


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