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Time for Change

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Time for Change thanks to Jim Serritella

Don't forget to change things on Sunday and Tuesday

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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

Time spent understanding people is never wasted. - Cate Huston

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change. - Confucius

I used to have an hourglass figure, then the sands of time shifted. - Unknown

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Even a genius cannot completely resist his Zeitgeist, the spirit of his time. - Viktor Frankl

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Steve Jobs

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results. - Jack Dixon

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

What good is an idea if it remains an idea? Try. Experiment. Iterate. Fail. Try again. Change the world. - Simon Sinek

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

There's no age that isn't a good time to confront one's mortality or to consider a second adulthood. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I haven't the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. - David Sedaris

We change our behavior when the pain of staying the same becomes greater than the pain of changing. Consequences give us the pain that motivates us to change. - Henry Cloud

There are no magic wands, no hidden tricks, and no secret handshakes that can bring you immediate success, but with time, energy, and determination you can get there. - Darren Rowse

Try to be happy in this present moment, and put not off being so to a time to come, as though that time should be of another make from this which has already come and is ours. - Thomas Fuller

At all stages of life, people will gladly offer you unsolicited lists of things you 'must' do, be or have. Most of the time you can nod your head, walk away and ignore them. - Chris Guillebeau


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