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Time for Change

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Time for Change thanks to Jim Serritella

Don't forget to change things on Sunday and Tuesday

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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Lack of time is actually lack of priorities. - Tim Ferriss

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

The best time to make up your mind about people is never. - Katharine Hepburn

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

We should always allow some time to elapse, for time discloses the truth. - Seneca

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

You are who you are, and nothing can change that. You're beautiful just as you are. - Karen Flaherty

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it's called 'fan fiction'. - Joss Whedon

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

Change is one of the scariest things in the world and yet it is also one of those variables of human existence that no one can avoid. - Aberjhani

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen. - Red Skelton

Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world. - Harriet Tubman

There are those that look at things the way they are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were, and ask why not. One-fifth of the people are against everything all the time. - Robert F. Kennedy

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henny Youngman


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