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Time for Change

Daylight Savings in America

Time for Change thanks to Jim Serritella

Don't forget to change things on Sunday and Tuesday

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Time heals what reason cannot. - Seneca

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

The late start is due to the time. - David Coleman

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. - Jean Paul

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often. - Winston Churchill

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. - Steven Wright

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? - John Wooden

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

The more you know yourself, the more you understand life, the more you value your time. - Maxime Lagace

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results. - Jack Dixon

Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands. - Clint Eastwood

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects. - Herodotus

Change is one of the scariest things in the world and yet it is also one of those variables of human existence that no one can avoid. - Aberjhani

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami

When I was young, I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco. - Arturo Toscanini

Kneeling over a trickling mountain stream and pumping every ounce of water you use though a filter can really change your perception of turning on a faucet. - Eric Voorhis

Promise me you will not spend so much time treading water and trying to keep your head above the waves that you forget, truly forget, how much you have always loved to swim. - Tyler K Gregson

There is some kind of a sweet innocence in being human - in not having to be just happy or just sad - in the nature of being able to be both broken and whole, at the same time. - C. JoyBell

I built a great company, one of the - some of the most iconic assets in the world, $10 billion of net worth, more than $10 billion of net worth, and frankly, I had a great time doing it. - Donald Trump


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