Tiger By The Pants
Quiet please - if that tiger roars, we're all dead
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A new-born calf fears not the tiger. - Unknown
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters
Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown
If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld
Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera
Humility is like underwear, essential but indecent if it shows. - Helen Nielsen
The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb
Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. - Bill Murray
I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke
My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman
Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb
If one does not dare to enter the tiger's lair, how can one obtain the tiger's cubs? - Unknown
If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault
One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant
I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw
I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt
The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld
The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake
Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda