QuotaBillsUnsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader
OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut
Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst
I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov
The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen
We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis
Long runs improve your endurance but shorter intervals improve your speed. They are mutually beneficial for a distance runner. - Eliud Kipchoge
When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry