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Throw Your Life Away

Can't believe that someone would just throw their life away like this

Throw Your Life Away thanks to Agnes Hertzel

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Life is too short to wait. - Unknown

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

The greater part of life is sunshine. - Thomas Jefferson

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Circumstances are often the masters of our lives. - Unknown

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Being on a tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. - Karl Wallenda

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

Loving something is the only starting place there is for making your life your own. - Alice Koller

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

There is no real excellence in all this world which can be separated from right living. - David Starr Jordan

I have received no more than one or two letters in my life that were worth the postage. - Henry David Thoreau

Life is not over because you have diabetes. Make the most of what you have, be grateful. - Dale Evans

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins

The unselfish effort to bring cheer to others will be the beginning of a happier life for ourselves. - Helen Keller

Life is a puzzle, the more you try to resolve it, the more you'll get trapped in it's mystery. - Rahul Singh

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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