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Throw Your Life Away

Can't believe that someone would just throw their life away like this

Throw Your Life Away thanks to Agnes Hertzel

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Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

There is no such thing in life as normal. - Morrissey

The generous and bold have the best lives. - Norwegian Proverb

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Don't take life too seriously; it's not permanent. - Unknown

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary. - Dead Poets Society

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

If we have our own why of life, we shall get along with almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not. - Oscar Wilde

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funnybone. - Reba McEntire

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

Acknowledging the good that you already have in your life is the foundation for all abundance. - Eckhart Tolle

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Many people with dyslexia truly suffer, and their lives are worse off for having had that disability. - Malcolm Gladwell

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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