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Throw Your Life Away

Can't believe that someone would just throw their life away like this

Throw Your Life Away thanks to Agnes Hertzel

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Life. Consider the alternative. - Marshal McLuhan

Life itself is the proper binge. - Julia Child

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. - Sophia Loren

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

I have enjoyed life a lot more by saying yes than by saying no. - Richard Branson

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. - Rodney Dangerfield

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

It's not the days in your life, but the life in your days that counts. - Brian White

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

One should absorb the color of life, but one should never remember its details. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

People go forward in life. Bitterness and grudges and resentments only poison it. - David Furnish

Gammy used to say, "Too much scrubbing takes the life right out of things." - Betty MacDonald

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

'Rocky' represents the optimistic side of life, and 'Rambo' represents purgatory. - Sylvester Stallone

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The older I get, the more I understand that it's okay to live a life others don't understand. - Unknown

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

There is no shortcut to achievement. Life requires thorough preparation - veneer isn't worth anything. - George Washington Carver

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon

Grammar: 1. Lives with granpar; 2. The difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You’re Nuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Want balance in your life? Then get your own act together, but don't forget powerful disciplines of execution in your team and organization. - Stephen Covey

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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