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Throw Your Life Away

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Throw Your Life Away thanks to Agnes Hertzel

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An unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates

Circumstances are often the masters of our lives. - Unknown

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

If I had a pause button on my life, I would use it. - Jaycee Jay Anderson at the XXI 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

Night is the other half of life, and the better half. - Johann Wolfgange Von Goether

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Forgiveness is the giving, and so the receiving, of life. - George MacDonald

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

What oxygen is to the lungs, such is hope to the meaning of life. - Emil Brunner

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. - Lord Byron

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

Instructions for living a life: Pay attention. Be astonished. Tell about it. - Mary Oliver

Gammy used to say, "Too much scrubbing takes the life right out of things." - Betty MacDonald

Challenging the meaning of life is the truest expression of the state of being human. - Viktor Frankl

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we aren't really living. - Gail Sheehy

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Hope is outreaching desire with expectancy of good. It is a characteristic of all living beings. - Edward S Ame

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

The key is taking responsibility and initiative, deciding what your life is about, and prioritizing your life around the most important things. - Stephen Covey

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein


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