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Throw Your Life Away

Can't believe that someone would just throw their life away like this

Throw Your Life Away thanks to Agnes Hertzel

Life is a bowl of pits. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life didn't promise to be wonderful. - Teddy Pendergrass

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile. - Albert Einstein

Life itself still remains a very effective therapist. - Karen Horney

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. - Dennis P. Kimbro

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. - Helen Hayes

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The best part of our lives we pass in counting on what is to come. - William Hazlitt

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. - Carl Jung

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Accept responsibility for your life. Know that it is you who will get you where you want to go, no one else. - Les Brown

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott

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Scary Ice Cream

Orca Siting

Ruling On Criticism

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Cup of Mona Lisa

Bar Walker

Olympic Moon Rings


Pool Garden

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