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Throw Your Life Away

Can't believe that someone would just throw their life away like this

Throw Your Life Away thanks to Agnes Hertzel

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Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown

Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat. - Robert Frost

Life's a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

Drama is real life with the dull bits cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock

Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life. - Nicolas Collins

Circumstances are often the masters of our lives. - Unknown

I refuse to live life with unsettled differences. - John Paul Warren

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

He who gives while he lives gets to know where it goes. - Percy Ross

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living. - Seneca

People come and go in your life, but the right ones will always stay. - Unknown

You know you're overweight when you're living beyond your seams. - Unknown

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Beware of what you wish for in youth, because you will get it in middle life. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

I don't like to share my personal life... it wouldn't be personal if I shared it. - George Clooney

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Every day of our lives we are on the verge of making those changes that would make all the difference. - Mignon McLaughlin

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. - Dale Carnegie

It was then that I realized I wasn't afraid to lose my life; I was afraid to lose the life I could've lived. - Amanda Nuri

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. - Maya Angelou

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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