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Throw Your Life Away

Can't believe that someone would just throw their life away like this

Throw Your Life Away thanks to Agnes Hertzel

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life, for eternal us, is now - e e cummings

Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

Life is a lot like skateboarding. - Lil Wayne

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

The meaning of life is that it stops. - Franz Kafka

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

There is just one life for each of us: our own. - Euripides

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Mother's Life: One darned stocking after the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The point of living is to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I have enjoyed life a lot more by saying yes than by saying no. - Richard Branson

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Age is not different from earlier life as long as you're sitting down. - Malcolm Cowley

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

Savor life: don't just breathe it in; exhale the moment to intake the next. - K C Rhoads

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

The most significant moments in your life will always follow you being stretched. - Unknown

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Never let life's hardships disturb you... no one can avoid problems, not even saints or sages. - Nichiren Daishonen

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other. - Yoko Ono

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

We can always choose to perceive things differently. You can focus on what's wrong in your life, or you can focus on what's right. - Marianne Williamson

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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