QuotaBillsI told you I was sick. - B.P. Roberts
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken
Gangrene: To be feeling sick - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster
Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown
I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way
A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin
For a desperate disease, a desperate cure. - Latin Proverb
The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown
I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker
Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison
Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan
The only parts left of my original body are my elbows. - Phyllis Diller
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
Zeal: A nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. - Ambrose Bierce
Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure! - Unknown
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake
If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman
The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst
When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat
The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen
I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I
I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath
Genuine feelings cannot be produced, nor can they be eradicated. The body sticks to the facts. - Alice Miller
The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
Ignorance is not so damnable as humbug, but when it prescribes pills it may happen to do more harm. - George Eilot
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump
An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine
My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther
If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse
The public needs to know - they need to know as much about atrial fibrillation as they do about cancer and diabetes. - Barry Manilow
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers
Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis
The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer
There's a belonging problem in Hollywood. Who dictates who belongs? The very body who dictates that looks all one way. - Ava DuVernay
'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz
One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green
Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid
If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise
Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros