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The Side Effects of Veganism

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The Side Effects of Veganism thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dietary vegans (or strict vegetarians) refrain from consuming animal products, not only meat but, in contrast to ovo-lacto vegetarians, also eggs, dairy products and other animal-derived substances

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Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

An old timer is one who remembers when we counted our blessings instead of our calories. - Unknown

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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