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The Side Effects of Veganism

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The Side Effects of Veganism thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dietary vegans (or strict vegetarians) refrain from consuming animal products, not only meat but, in contrast to ovo-lacto vegetarians, also eggs, dairy products and other animal-derived substances

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Yardstick: One foot on each side and one in the middle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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