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The Side Effects of Veganism

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The Side Effects of Veganism thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dietary vegans (or strict vegetarians) refrain from consuming animal products, not only meat but, in contrast to ovo-lacto vegetarians, also eggs, dairy products and other animal-derived substances

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Keratin: What preserved carrots are sold in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Yardstick: One foot on each side and one in the middle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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