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The Side Effects of Veganism

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The Side Effects of Veganism thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dietary vegans (or strict vegetarians) refrain from consuming animal products, not only meat but, in contrast to ovo-lacto vegetarians, also eggs, dairy products and other animal-derived substances

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Keratin: What preserved carrots are sold in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

Format: A small rug to wipe your feet on on a muddy day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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