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The Side Effects of Veganism

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The Side Effects of Veganism thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dietary vegans (or strict vegetarians) refrain from consuming animal products, not only meat but, in contrast to ovo-lacto vegetarians, also eggs, dairy products and other animal-derived substances

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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