QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers
The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope
Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley
You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi
I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright
Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown
When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer
Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway
The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown