The Moist Wet Territories

Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen