The Moist Wet Territories

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler