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The Advantage of being Colour Blind

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The Advantage of being Colour Blind thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Being Colour Blind is not a handicap

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Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

It's a beautiful beege color. - Archie Bunker

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Before you can win a game, you have to not lose it. - Chuck Noll

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

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People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

One should absorb the color of life, but one should never remember its details. - Oscar Wilde

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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