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The Advantage of being Colour Blind

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Being Colour Blind is not a handicap

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Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

The truth must dazzle gradually, or every man be blind. - E Dickinson

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Life is a puzzle, the more you try to resolve it, the more you'll get trapped in it's mystery. - Rahul Singh

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace


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