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The Advantage of being Colour Blind

It's easy to complete a Rubik's Cube

The Advantage of being Colour Blind thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Being Colour Blind is not a handicap

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Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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