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The Advantage of being Colour Blind

It's easy to complete a Rubik's Cube

The Advantage of being Colour Blind thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Being Colour Blind is not a handicap

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Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

The people who actively find faults in others are the same people who are completely blind to their own. - Kristen Butler

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace


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