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The color of truth is gray. - Andre Gide

Easy Street is a blind alley. - Unknown

Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

suJoku.com - suDoku by Joe Defries, 3-time Guinness World Record Holder - Joe Defries

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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