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The Advantage of being Colour Blind

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The Advantage of being Colour Blind thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Being Colour Blind is not a handicap

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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

The color of truth is gray. - Andre Gide

Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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