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Thanks A Lot America

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The best of America drifts to Paris. - F Scott Fitzgerald

America is a tune. It must be sung together. - Gerald Stanley Lee

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. - St. Ambrose

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

In America nobody says you have to keep the circumstances somebody else gives you. - Amy Tan

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. - Oscar Wilde

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience. - Oscar Wilde

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

Moses became America's true founding father because he evangelized action; he justified risk. He gave ordinary people the courage to live with uncertainty. - Bruce Feiler

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle

Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on. - Donald Trump

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money. - Unknown


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