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America is addicted to wars of distraction. - Barbara Ehrenreich

America is a tune. It must be sung together. - Gerald Stanley Lee

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

America is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives. - Brendan Behan

We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving. - Jacob Braude

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

In America nobody says you have to keep the circumstances somebody else gives you. - Amy Tan

There are no crooked politicians in America. They've legalized their thievery. - Frank Dane

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. - Ann Landers

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. - David Letterman

Moses became America's true founding father because he evangelized action; he justified risk. He gave ordinary people the courage to live with uncertainty. - Bruce Feiler

America is exceptional in combining standard great-power realism with extravagant idealism about the country's redemptive role in creating international order. - Michael Ignatieff

We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true. - Robert Wilensky

Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on. - Donald Trump

If the United States of America or Britain is having elections, they don't ask for observers from Africa or from Asia. But when we have elections, they want observers. - Nelson Mandela

We feel (Trump National) is better than Pebble Beach. We have had some people out who are very familiar with Pebble Beach. Most people consider (Trump National) to be substantially superior. - Donald Trump


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