Thanks A Lot America
What Bill Clinton gives thanks for this Thanksgiving
QuotaBillsAmerica is addicted to wars of distraction. - Barbara Ehrenreich
America is a tune. It must be sung together. - Gerald Stanley Lee
Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham
United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn
America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger
America is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives. - Brendan Behan
We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown
No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving. - Jacob Braude
Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers
Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun
In America nobody says you have to keep the circumstances somebody else gives you. - Amy Tan
There are no crooked politicians in America. They've legalized their thievery. - Frank Dane
If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump
In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson
Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James
In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore
One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon
Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah
These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump
Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr
Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. - Ann Landers
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney
Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. - David Letterman
Moses became America's true founding father because he evangelized action; he justified risk. He gave ordinary people the courage to live with uncertainty. - Bruce Feiler
America is exceptional in combining standard great-power realism with extravagant idealism about the country's redemptive role in creating international order. - Michael Ignatieff
We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true. - Robert Wilensky
Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on. - Donald Trump
If the United States of America or Britain is having elections, they don't ask for observers from Africa or from Asia. But when we have elections, they want observers. - Nelson Mandela
We feel (Trump National) is better than Pebble Beach. We have had some people out who are very familiar with Pebble Beach. Most people consider (Trump National) to be substantially superior. - Donald Trump