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Thanks A Lot America

What Bill Clinton gives thanks for this Thanksgiving

Thanks A Lot America thanks to Howard Chapman

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The best of America drifts to Paris. - F Scott Fitzgerald

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

America is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives. - Brendan Behan

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are no crooked politicians in America. They've legalized their thievery. - Frank Dane

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

The spirit of America has nurtured responsibility and community unlike any other country. - Stephen Covey

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

America is a melting pot; the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience. - Oscar Wilde

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it. - Jay Leno

One of the greatest feelings in the world is knowing that we as individuals can make a difference. Ending hunger in America is a goal that is literally within our grasp. - Jeff Bridges

Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. - Donald Trump

The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living and the get-rich-quick theory of life. - Theodore Roosevelt


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