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Texas-Europe Size Comparison

Trump starts preliminary plans for a wall in Europe

Texas-Europe Size Comparison thanks to Jim Serritella

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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man. - Unknown

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Europe is the force that prevents hate from being eternal. We must open our hearts to this new Europe. - Jean-Pierre Raffarin

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of one state with another, nothing more. - Alexandre Dumas

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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