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Texas-Europe Size Comparison

Trump starts preliminary plans for a wall in Europe

Texas-Europe Size Comparison thanks to Jim Serritella

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A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Somewhere there is a map of how it can be done. - Ben Stein

It is not down in any map; true places never are. - Herman Melville

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

A spectre haunting Europe; the spectre of communism. - Karl Marx

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

If the client moans and sighs,
Make his logo twice the size. - John Trench

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister. - Phyllis Diller

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

What lies behind you and what lies before you pales in comparison to what lies within you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

A dwarf who brings a standard along with him to measure his own size is a dwarf in more articles than one. - Laurence Stern

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas


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