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Texas-Europe Size Comparison

Trump starts preliminary plans for a wall in Europe

Texas-Europe Size Comparison thanks to Jim Serritella

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Europe: Next one to bat. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

If the client moans and sighs,
Make his logo twice the size. - John Trench

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you. - Lao-Tzu

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel


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