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Lending an ear to gun control

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Noise: A stench in the ear. - Ambrose Bierce

The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard. - Anne Sexton

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

If you want to keep a secret, don't whisper in your wife's ear. - Amish Saying

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Gun control? We need bullet control. I think every bullet should cost $5,000. Because if a bullet cost $5,000, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. - George Carlin

Ear: 1. A place where kids store dirt; 2. (Southern) A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). Usage: 'He can't breathe... give 'em some ear!' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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