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Lending an ear to gun control

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The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

The ballot is stronger than the bullet. - Abraham Lincoln

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. - Leo Buscaglia


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