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Lending an ear to gun control

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Noise: A stench in the ear. - Ambrose Bierce

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Give every man thine ear, but few thy voice. - Shakespeare

The bullet that will kill me is not yet cast. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard. - Anne Sexton

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader. - Robert Frost

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Gun control? We need bullet control. I think every bullet should cost $5,000. Because if a bullet cost $5,000, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. - George Carlin


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