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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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