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Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. - Ambrose Bierce

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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