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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

A cultural Chernobyl. - Ariane Mnouchkine

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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