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Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson

It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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