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Sucker Fish

It started out with a kiss...

Sucker Fish thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Being Koi with a mouth full of dog

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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb


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