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When a bear is not black or polar

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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