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Stop Wasting Time

Hourglass view of television viewing patterns

Stop Wasting Time thanks to Sven Orloff

An hourglass (or sand clock, sand watch, sandglass, or sand timer) is a mechanical device used to measure the passage of time. It's composed of two glass bulbs connected vertically by narrow neck that allows a regulated trickle of material (historically sand) from the upper bulb to the lower one. Factors affecting the time interval measured include the sand coarseness, sand quantity, the bulb size, and the neck width. Hourglasses may be reused indefinitely by inverting the bulbs once the upper bulb is empty.

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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

You must come again when you have less time. - Walter Sickert

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

Her time is about 4.33, which she's capable of. - David Coleman

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy. - E.B. White

Do something instead of killing time. Because time is killing you. - Paulo Coelho

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy. - WC Fields

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? - John Wooden

Most of the time, if you treat people right, you don't have to be afraid of them. - Kathy Kelly

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

Celebrate what you've accomplished, but raise the bar a little higher each time you succeed. - Mia Hamm

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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