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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

Time is free, but it's priceless. You can't own it, but you can use it. You can't keep it, but you can spend it. Once you've lost it you can never get it back. - Harvey Mackay

Letting go gives us freedom, and freedom is the only condition for happiness. If, in our heart, we still cling to anything - anger, anxiety, or possessions - we cannot be free. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Euripides long ago said, 'who dares not speak his free thought is a slave.' I nominated myself as an 'infidel' as a challenge to thought for those who are asleep. - Luther Burbank

Thought is subversive and revolutionary, destructive and terrible, Thought is merciless to privilege, established institutions, and comfortable habit. Thought is great and swift and free. - Bertrand Russell


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