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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Spock is definitely one of my best friends. When I put on those ears, it's not like just another day. When I become Spock, that day becomes something special. - Leonard Nimoy

Thought is subversive and revolutionary, destructive and terrible, Thought is merciless to privilege, established institutions, and comfortable habit. Thought is great and swift and free. - Bertrand Russell

Today is your special day, even if today might be tomorrow to an Australian. And even though you're not Australian, it doesn't negate the fact that today may or may not be tomorrow. - Jarod Kintz


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