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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

The essence of a free and civilized society is that everything in it should be subject to criticism, that all forms of authority should be treated with a certain reservation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Today is your special day, even if today might be tomorrow to an Australian. And even though you're not Australian, it doesn't negate the fact that today may or may not be tomorrow. - Jarod Kintz

I'm always down to try a new burger, but Shake Shack is still my top. What makes them so special is for the bread they use Martin's potato rolls which is just the best hamburger buns ever. - Aziz Ansari


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