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Types of Pacific Salmon
The Pacific Ocean is home to six types of salmon, and Canadian and U.S. boats fish five of them: King, Sockeye, Silver, Pink, and Chum. As well, each of these has at least one other name as well as their Latin name.
King Salmon/ Chinook Salmon
Sockeye Salmon/ Red Salmon
Coho Salmon/ Silver Salmon
Pink Salmon/ Humpies/ Humpback Salmon
Chum Salmon/ Keta Salmon/ Silverbrite Salmon/ Dog Salmon
The Pacific Ocean is home to six types of salmon, and Canadian and U.S. boats fish five of them: King, Sockeye, Silver, Pink, and Chum. As well, each of these has at least one other name as well as their Latin name.
King Salmon/ Chinook Salmon
Sockeye Salmon/ Red Salmon
Coho Salmon/ Silver Salmon
Pink Salmon/ Humpies/ Humpback Salmon
Chum Salmon/ Keta Salmon/ Silverbrite Salmon/ Dog Salmon
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I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton
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Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
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The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos
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I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain
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I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
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Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden
Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld
No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton
One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry
They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker
Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos
Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain
There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden
Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
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