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Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

No taxation without regimentation. - Archie Bunker

No taxation without representation. - Unknown

The current tax code is a daily mugging. - Ronald Reagan

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals. - Donna Maria G

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is a tax reform. - Russell B Long

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


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