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My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker

No taxation without regimentation. - Archie Bunker

No taxation without representation. - Unknown

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

Taxation without representation is tyranny. - James Otis

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes. - Leona Helmsley

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is a tax reform. - Russell B Long

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


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