Smoking Cat
Trying to stop pets from smoking dropped cigarette butts
QuotaBillsCuriosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow
I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain
I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen