Smoking Cat
Trying to stop pets from smoking dropped cigarette butts
QuotaBillsCuriosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli
She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling
I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead