Smoking Cat

You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen