Smoking Cat
Trying to stop pets from smoking dropped cigarette butts
QuotaBillsYou gotta be kitten me. - Unknown
Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams
Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain
It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen