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Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

Nothing happens unless first we dream. - Carl Sandburg

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

A great dream with a bad team is nothing more than a nightmare. - John C Maxwell

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown


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