#1 humor site on the 'net

Sleepmobile

Mobile hotel room - comfort on the road

Sleepmobile thanks to Jim Serritella

QuotaBills
Deserve your dream. - Octavio Paz

Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar

A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Dream as you will live forever; live as you will die today. - Unknown

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. - Spike Lee

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


Welfare State

No Flies On Me

Stick Family Meal

Wet Floor

Lord Of The Watch

Close Encounters of the Whale Kind

Military Watch Tower

No Go Intersection

Public Transportation In Scotland

Guarded Nights

Financial Meltdown

Fox Kabob

Microwaved Bulb... Watts You Won't See

Saks-e Parking Job

Griller Bees

Texting While Cycling

Redneck Manicure

Police Profiling In Canada

Tree Stand

No Worries

Hospital Gown Insurance

Facebook Red Light

Redneck Speed Bump

Scientific Driving Test