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Furniture showroom with eye-catching chairs

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - Steven Wright

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture. - Spencer Tracy

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers. - Billy Casper

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

A man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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