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Sit Shack

Furniture showroom with eye-catching chairs

Sit Shack thanks to Lyle Phillips

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture. - Spencer Tracy

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

Lemonade is made from artificial flavors, and furniture polish is made from real lemons. - Alfred E Newman

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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