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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Easy Chair: The hardest one to find empty. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller