Sit Shack

Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

Lemonade is made from artificial flavors, and furniture polish is made from real lemons. - Alfred E Newman

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

A man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau