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No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture. - Spencer Tracy

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers. - Billy Casper

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

A man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller