Sit Shack

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - Steven Wright

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture. - Spencer Tracy

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller