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SinkHole Pickup

Exploring Cranbrook, B.C. backroads in a 1970 Chevrolet C10 single cab 4x4

SinkHole Pickup thanks to Henry Wiens

Why some summer off-roads require chains

Making logging roads safe for non-loggers

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Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors. - Diana Cox

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

Poverty is uncomfortable; but nine times out of ten the best thing that can happen to a young man is to be tossed overboard and compelled to sink or swim. - James A. Garfield

You can't cling to the side your whole life. One lesson every parent needs to teach a child is, If you don't want to sink, you better figure out how to swim.' - Jeannette Walls

Hit the sawdust trail, fall on your knees, and receive Christ as your Savior. Then walk out of this tent into the street, get hit by a Mack truck, and go straight to heaven. - Billy Sunday

The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living and the get-rich-quick theory of life. - Theodore Roosevelt

I refuse to sink - it means that, even though you are weighed down by problems or sadness, and you should be going under, you're not. So you symbolize the anchor but you're not sunken down. - Karey Metcalf


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