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Sikh Sense of Humour

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Sikh Sense of Humour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

My turban is...
A figure of majesty
A promise of integrity
A crown of dignity
The force of equality
A way to stand out
A symbol of my faith
A gift from my guru.

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh
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England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself. - Arthur Miller

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices. - Edward R Murrow

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie

Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

The fate of a nation has often depended upon the good or bad digestion of a prime minister. - Voltaire

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

You can conquer the city, the nation, the world, but until you can conquer your spirit, you're a loser. - Unknown

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


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