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Shoe Laces 101

Footwear Basic - Shoe lacing methods guide

Shoe Laces 101 thanks to Aubrey Stephens

Different ways to lace your shoes

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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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