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Shark Dentist

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Shark Dentist thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner


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