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Shark Dentist

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles. - Frank Lloyd Wright

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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