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Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

If you want to reach a goal, you must 'see the reaching' in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal. - Zig Ziglar

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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