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A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Glory lies in the attempt to reach one's goal and not in reaching it. - Mohandas Gandhi

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. - Dostoievski

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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