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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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