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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Whenever you see a successful person, you only see the public glories, never the private sacrifices to reach them. - Vaibhav Shah

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If you over-adapt to the culture you're trying to reach, it means you've bought into that culture's idols. - Tim Keller

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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