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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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