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My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

Trouble came - as trouble so often does - with a monkey. - Paul Collins

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Everything is improved by the judicious application of primates. - Chris Roberson

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - George Carlin

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, 'Why stop at one?' - Robert Downey Jr

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. - H L Mencken

The question is this: Is man an ape or an angel? I am on the side of the angels. - Benjamin Disraeli

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault


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