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We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Lamb: An animal that gets more sheepish with age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Trouble came - as trouble so often does - with a monkey. - Paul Collins

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Hamster: The animal least likely to be found in a synagogue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

Everything is improved by the judicious application of primates. - Chris Roberson

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - George Carlin

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, 'Why stop at one?' - Robert Downey Jr

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

An ape is an ape, a varlet's a varlet
Though clothed in silk or clothed in scarlet. - Spanish Proverb

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault


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