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Secret Of A Long Marriage

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Secret Of A Long Marriage thanks to Keith Blake

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Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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