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Secret Of A Long Marriage

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Secret Of A Long Marriage thanks to Keith Blake

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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