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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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