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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

The universe is not a machine; it is an organic whole. - Ravi Zacharias

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

The beef is so undercooked it's starting to eat the salad. - Gordon Ramsay

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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