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Secondhand Vegetarian

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Evidence-based vegetarians prepare healthy vegetarian recipes

Secondhand Vegetarian thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Meat: Grass once removed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

An old timer is one who remembers when we counted our blessings instead of our calories. - Unknown

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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