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I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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